{"product_id":"butter-squishy-toy-small","title":"🧈 Butter Squishy Toy (Small)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLooks real… but it's NOT. So don't eat it — squeeze it!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🧈😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eButter Squishy\u003c\/strong\u003e — the little stick of \"butter\" that's fooled more than a few people across the kitchen counter. It looks buttery-soft and good enough to spread on toast, but give it a squeeze and \u003cem\u003eboom\u003c\/em\u003e — it slowly melts back into shape in the most ridiculously satisfying way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the magic of the \u003cstrong\u003eslow-rising squish\u003c\/strong\u003e: press it flat, watch it puff back up, repeat forever. The texture is genuinely realistic — soft, smooth, and weirdly addictive to hold — which makes it equal parts fidget toy and harmless prank waiting to happen. (Leave it on a coworker's desk. You're welcome.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's a perfect little stress-melter for \u003cstrong\u003ekids, teens, and adults\u003c\/strong\u003e alike. Keep one at your desk for those \"I need to do something with my hands\" moments, toss one in a backpack or purse, or use it as a calm-down tool during homework, work calls, or doom-scrolling. Fidgety fingers, restless brains, and bored afternoons — all met their match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTiny, squishy, and far too much fun for what it is. Just remember the golden rule: \u003cstrong\u003edon't eat it, squeeze it!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🫠\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🧈 \u003cstrong\u003eLooks SO real\u003c\/strong\u003e — realistic butter texture and color (prank potential: high)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🫠 \u003cstrong\u003eSlow-rising squish\u003c\/strong\u003e — press it down, watch it melt back up, repeat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🧠 \u003cstrong\u003eSensory \u0026amp; stress relief\u003c\/strong\u003e — a satisfying fidget for focus and calm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e💼 \u003cstrong\u003eDesk toy for all ages\u003c\/strong\u003e — kids, teens, and grown-ups all get hooked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e✋ \u003cstrong\u003eSoft \u0026amp; squeezable\u003c\/strong\u003e — smooth, satisfying texture that's hard to put down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eFun gift \u0026amp; gag\u003c\/strong\u003e — stocking stuffers, goody bags, white-elephant wins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🚫🍴 \u003cstrong\u003eNot edible\u003c\/strong\u003e — it's a toy! (Had to say it.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OSU Sports Fans","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48574814191848,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/5281\/3288\/files\/ScreenShot2026-05-20at10.39.43AM.jpg?v=1779312897","url":"https:\/\/osusportsfans.com\/products\/butter-squishy-toy-small","provider":"OSU Sports Fans","version":"1.0","type":"link"}